Welcome to Junk Park (if you ever want to visit, take a shotgun with you)
When it came out, the film “Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo” had a huge impact on the European audience: that crude, disillusioned and realistic portrait of a doomed and hopeless generation of Western youngsters was so impressive that the Bahnhof Zoo is still evoked every time someone refers to a particularly miserable area of a big, industrialised, Western city, where drug abuse is a dramatic issue, especially among the young generations. Personally, I find this appropriate as the images and atmospheres of that film are dramatically powerful and evocative.
I’ve quickly searched through the old posts and realised I have never mentioned or described or provided pictures of the area where my lab is located. On award-winning Carbon-based Curiosities you could read a post entitled “If you ever want to visit, this is why”, but, as you might predict for the title, this post is pretty much the opposite as the lab is right in the middle of an area (a sort of a park) where you could perfectly use as a location for a film about junkies. Or an electoral spot of a Conservative MP. I must admit, being surrounded by people sticking nails in their arms, I’ve regretted not having a vicious, old-fashioned, evil, Conservative mayor or simply lots of policemen constantly patrolling the place. Especially the day my bike was stolen. Especially when I go to the lab on Saturday afternoon and, leaving the building, you suddenly realise someone is melting skunk on tinfoil near you (although you see him from a higher and therefore protected position). Especially when your colleagues tell you last year someone stole the group leader’s laptop and mobile from his office and then (apparently the same person) returned a couple of months later to stole some wallets from the offices downstairs. Especially when you arrive in the morning and are welcomed by revolting scenes like this.
You might ask why, if this is how things are, none of us has ever called the police. Thing is junkies only come to consume and cash: they leave in the streets (near a police station and you, as well as me, might argue why they don't do something!). You might even wonder how all these people manage to get into the area. The problem is that the whole park can’t be closed because of the vast number of people working in the different buildings, who have to come and go. And, trust me, even when the entrances are both closed (at night and throughout the weekend) it is surprisingly easy to climb over the walls and get in.
I have often been on the verge of doing something: either angrily calling the police and confront them too, because of their absence at such a critical site, or reaching the second floor, where there is our tissue culture lab, take the bottle where we throw away all the waste products from cultures and, given there is a window just below a popular injection-site, pour it litres of stinky and potentially very harmful liquid over some undesired guest (I really believe I am going to try this, one day).
Meanwhile, I’ve decided to take inspiration from this appalling experience to write about another thing I’ve always meant to discuss but, oddly, never found the right pretext to do. In a nutshell, how pharmaceutical chemists design new opioids. In fact, as you may expect considering the undoubtedly positive, clinical properties of morphine, this is an important branch of this science. Nevertheless, this is a particularly complicated task too, because morphine is a complex molecule, with many features that cannot be varied at all. What’s more, of all the receptors, opioid ones are poorly understood.
The structure of morphine is impressive and certainly doesn’t look like your ideal lead. It’s actually so big, that, unlike the majority of the other quests for newer, better derivatives, chemists try to get rid of all the unnecessary bits to get to the root of the problem, identifying a basic backbone from which to start.
Morphine could be seen as the result of a piperidine, an epoxide and a phenanthrene being fused together. This molecule has five chiral centres and, so, 32 diastereoisomers of morphine could be drawn exist, although only that with configuration 5R, 6S, 9R, 13S, 14R is found in nature. Codeine and heroin are, perhaps, the best-known derivatives. As you can see, they differ only marginally from the parent compound and that’s no surprise if you think that the 3-OH is almost essential for the activity and Codeine, with a methylated hydroxyl, is, in fact, less potent. The other hydroxyl is, on the contrary, less important: oxidation or acetylation has indeed positive consequences when considering analgesic activity.
Thus, heroin is stronger than morphine because its double acetylation leads to enhanced concentration of this pro-drug at the receptor, which is located in the nervous system, through enhanced lipophilicity.
However, because it was observed that the double bond and the epoxide weren’t required, the structure of morphine began to be little by little eroded from that end, yielding Levorphanol and Metazocine.
Finally, methadone, which seems even less similar to morphine, maintains the aromatic ring and the proper benzene-amine distance, so it’d actually be more dangerous, if it were taken parentally, but guarantees less severe withdrawal symptoms for addicts who finally decide to quit.
Take care.












